He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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