Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
