my phone needs a breathalizer
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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