We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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