what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
