I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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