everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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