i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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