Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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