I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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