so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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