I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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