So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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