i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
