I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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