3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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