i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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