So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Randomize
