man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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