would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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