i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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