Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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