dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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