4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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