There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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