If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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