No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky š
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a āfireplaceā station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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