No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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