is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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