Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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