he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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