we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
