we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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