Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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