Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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