Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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