and my herpes radar will keep us safe
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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