Sry I called you an 8
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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