the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
