sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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