what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Drake has all the answers
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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