Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
nutella sex= disaster
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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