what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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