I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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