it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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