Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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