Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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