mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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