Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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