what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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