He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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